I'm really talented
It's true, I am
I always trip over imaginary things, make walls move so that I bump into them
I swear I could cut myself on the safest thing imaginable
Pillow? Blanket? Balloon?
Take your pick
They would probably make me bleed so bad I would start hemorrhaging
I have a scar on my finger from when I sliced it with the lid of a tuna can
(I would share a picture, but I'm currently without internet connection)
I have another scar on my lip from when I somehow crashed my bike (on one of those imaginary gremlins) and slammed my lip into my handlebar
I have another scar (kinda looks like a crater) from when I was walking the the stairs and tripped on my third foot and rammed my leg into the gold plated trimming we had lining the top of the stairs
Stairs, it turns out, are more dangerous than mountain climbing
I should probably stop there...my scars could go on for pages
The point of this is this
The other day Boyfriend and I were watching one of the Harry Potter movies to prepare ourselves for the grand finale (which, was amazing) and while we were watching it we were making a red sauce for dinner on Sunday. I was in charge of cutting the veggies up, and I had just bought a new slicer which I was stoked to use...
I bet you can see where this is going
I had my head turned watching HP for like two seconds and during those two seconds...I caused a whole lot of pain for myself
The story of my life...
In other news, I participated in a guest post where I pretended to be a squirrel over here
Go ahead and check it out if you would like
I shall return soon...I have many scintillating stories to share
Until then, I must go find a hose to slice my hand with....