Monday, August 23, 2010

Evilness approaches...

Reasons I hate colds:

*They're evil

*It hurts when I breathe through my nose...and I am NOT a mouth breather (the whole a spider/bug/creepy crawly thing might get in my mouth kind of makes me try to avoid leaving my mouth open constantly)

*My poor little nose is so raw it hates me now...

*They're evil

*The fact that my voice is so low I sound more like a man than I already think I do...bleh...

*The insanely ridiculous amount of tissues one has to go through ALL DAY LONG

*Did I mention that they're evil?

*All of the drugs I have to take in order to get a decent amount of sleep AND in order to function at work...

*The continuous popping and unpopping of my ears...

*Evil!!

*My brain becomes poisoned and I can't think straight or form coherent sentences...(example of that to follow)

*I'm even more exhausted than normal

*The evilness that is within

*My throat hurts

*I'm tired of sniffling and stuffiness

*Evilness

*At least one nostril is always plugged up...

*Loss of appetite...

*EVIL!!

Okay, okay...I'll stop...

I was planting some herbs today to get ready for fall sales and I ran out of tags for Purple Sage


So I went into Peach's office to write them because it's clean and I had a few to write so I wanted to sit down.

While I was writing said tags I was talking to her about someone's blog and after I had written two tags I happened to look down and saw this:


I just laughed because I do this sometimes...I write what I'm talking about.

I wrote a real tag to break me of writing blog and again continued on my way...

Then I looked down again to make sure that I was doing it right:


*sigh* I'm tired of this cold making me crazy in the head!!

Besides that, and besides it being a Monday, and besides me being sick, it actually was a pretty good day!!

Wanna see??

I figured. :D


Nummy leftovers from dinner with Boyfriend




The best Brazilian chocolate ever!!!!!! It was my last one...so it's kinda sad, so it was soooo nummy and soooo worth it!!

Plus I had an apple for lunch that was SOOO nummy and I got bonsu points for eating healthy. Go me!!

Remember that friend that I was having issues with the other day?

I finished the email I wrote to him, sent it off, and now I feel good about life. :) I've done all I can, and now it's up to him. But at least I feel at peace.

This just in: Boyfriend and I just ate some chocolate covered strawberries...adding to the goodness of the day. :D

One last story...then I be done.

While I was out planting today a hummingbird got stuck inside with me...


That's him attempting to find a way out...


And that's him on his little perch

I tried to help him out...

I even opened the doors ALL the way for him:


But no matter what I did, he just didn't get it.

He flew in the direction of the door, but he never got far enough down...

Peach suggested I shew him out with a broom...

I tried that, but he always got to a certain point and flew around the broom and went back to his perch.

I felt bad for him cause his little body was shaking and you could tell he was scared...

But I couldn't think of how else to help him

So when I left I didn't close the doors like I normally do...

Hopefully he'll leave someone before tomorrow

Anyway, I gots to go and say goodnight to Boyfriend.

Night everyone!!


(Blogger is being mean and ignoring all of my spacing...I would fix it but my head hurts and I'm tired...so just ignore it for tonight...)


(Any typos/errors in this I am contributing to my sickness and I am not touching them just cause it adds to the fun)

9 comments:

A girl needs 2 Talk said...

Are you sure ALL of this is from ONE day????

Okay, I believe you... "Purple blog" was the winner here!!!!!

Let the hummingbird be. He'll get used to you and will most likely be glad he visited. :)

Your nose... beat the boyfriend up. You'll feel better! :D

A girl needs 2 Talk said...

p.s. the jealous reader is ordering pizza asap. Did you HAVE TO snap that piece of chocolate from so close??

Dazee Dreamer said...

Your hummingbird must be so happy to be stuck in there with all that nursery stuff. Purple blog. I love purple. Maybe even more than you.

jayayceeblog said...

You poor thing. Colds suck! We live on Emergen-C around here. The minute you even think you might get a cold, start slamming them down. Helps tremendously! I've had a lot of jobs where I sit at a computer and I've been known to type conversations by mistake just like your Purple Blog labels. Too funny! Yay for chocolate!!!

Jessica said...

Sad, feel better!

Baby Sister said...

@ jayacee - I do need to do better at taking stuff...I'm just used to being so tough!! At least our funny typos make for fun stories, right? :)

@ Stewie - Yeah...today is slightly better so that's nice...

C'est La Vie said...

haha ohh goodness, sooo much purple, i love it!

and you know what i do NOT love?! freaking colds, that's what. yuck.

Joann Mannix said...

I do that all the time, but I'll be thinking one thing and talking to my kids and somehow the thought gets jumbled in with the words and something nonsensical spills out of me and the kids are all, "Get in the brush? Didn't you mean, get in the car?"

I hope your little birdie got out!

Bossy Betty said...

So funny about the tags!! I do the same thing.

Cold, cold, go away.