Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Lessons learned...

...on this blessed Monday that I have to tell myself so that I can knock some sense into my head...

#1:

If in any doubt about the functionality of the garbage disposal at work...

ASK! 



That way you and your amazing sister Peach don't have to clean it up 

(I mostly watched...Peach is a pro at it now)

(Luckily it was just Jello...nothing too horrible)

Numero dos:

Even if you don't think you need sunscreen...chances are that when you spend 3+ hours in a pool in July in the hot afternoon...you will get sunburned.

And it will hurt.

And you will regret not having said sunscreen.


Ouch...

Letter C:

Apparently, there are people who believe this to be true:


(It says "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse."
And the sideways one just says "I am definitely torn: Jacob vs. Edward")

A friend found this at work and brought it in to show...we laughed really hard.

Number D:

So apparently when your older sister Peach writes a blog about the holiday you spent as a family and says that she won't be posting pictures of her sisters in their bathing suits because she loves them and wants to remain their friends, it is actually a hidden message to you that YOU BETTER NOT POST PICTURES LIKE THAT ON YOUR BLOG!!

(Message received Peach...I promise to be good)

(I will, however, be posting pictures. So stay tuned!! Who knows when they'll turn up! ;)

Letter 5:

So, the next time you do decide to go swimming for 3+ hours and that swimming involves cannon ball contests and diving contests and lap races and front flips and back flips in the water and cartwheels into the pool...the tiredness will last a lot longer than you think. And you will be tasting chlorine for awhile.

Numero F:

Not all chili cheese tater tots are created equal.

Del Taco > Sonic any day.

So the next time you're craving them...

Just go to Del Taco.

Don't decide to give Sonic's a try.

Kay?

Sonic has other amazing stuff with which to satisfy your need for fattening foods...

Del Taco is the place for C.C.T.T.

La letra 7:

When Boyfriend is hanging out with you and your family by the pool and he's just wearing a swimming suit and he's not used to the sun, please remember to put sunscreen on him so that he doesn't get sick again...

Number 8:

Even though it pains me to admit this, Wallie World has better work pants than Target does...

Letter H:

Target failed you in more ways than one. 

They do not have your special kind of water bottles any more!!!!

You are now allowed to go and sit in the corner and cry and pout.



One day the world will catch on that they are the COOLEST water bottles on the planet and you'll be able to find them again...

The big 10:

Your phone isn't broken.

Apparently even though your sister's phone charger fits your phone, it doesn't charge it very well...

But you found yours so all is well. Now you won't have to buy a new phone yet! :D

11:

While Wild Cherry Pepsi lip gloss is fun to have...

Do not expect it to give you the same enjoyment you get from the drink.

No matter how much you try.

The ultimate 12:

Even though you like staying up late sometimes, please TRY to remember that you like sleeping oh so much more!!

It seems like I have to remind you of this constantly...and tonight is no different.

(It is after midnight after all)

You do have to get up early in the mornings, remember...

The earlier you go to sleep, the longer you get to sleep!

So could we please work on that?

Pretty please?

I think I better listen to myself. Night everyone!

13 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

I love Del Taco. Love

I'm getting so bad. I went to bed at 9:30 and still was so tired this morning driving to work, I almost fell asleep.

Baby Sister said...

Sounds like me...whenever I sit down for anything, I fall asleep...not good...

Amy said...

:) easy on the arms dude. And can you really do a backflip into the pool? Off the diving board? Cool trick.

Baby Sister said...

Nooo...not off the diving board. Just standing in the pool itself. Like we used to do growing up. 'Member? Jared and Ben can do them off the side of the pool though....crazy guys.

Bossy Betty said...

I think I understand why morning is not your friend now. You are hanging out with late night too much!

Sunscreen. Use it!

Sunscreen Use it!

(The first was for you and and second was for your boyfriend.)

jayayceeblog said...

We've lived in Arizona a total of 17 years so we've seen some sunburns. Go immediately to the drugstore and buy a bottle of aloe vera gel. Keep it in your refrigerator. It helps heal and soothe the sunburn. It also works for cooking burns, etc.

Noelle said...

Way to catch the subliminal message! Sorry about the sunburn sis!

C'est La Vie said...

i love tuesdays!! DEL TACO DAYS!!!!

yuck to the sunburn, SUNSCREEN!!!

Tree said...

LOL I'm terrible about going to sleep really late...even when I'm working at 8am in the morning! I LOVE Del Taco...wish we had one around here!

Baby Sister said...

Yes ma'am Betty...I will work on it.

I didn't know to put aloe vera in the fridge! Good to know jayaycee! Thanks!

Yay for Tuesdays in dead C'est. ;)


I'll see what I can do about sending you one Tree. ;)

A girl needs 2 Talk said...

:D :D Aren't you glad when elder sisters clean the sink and you watch, meek and tired?? Hahahahaha! I love it!

Plus, I am SO waiting for pictures!!

Owww, sunburns hurt. Sorry about that. Hope it gets better soon. :(

Baby Sister said...

Yes I do!! It's awesome and amazing!
It's feeling much better, never fear. :)

A girl needs 2 Talk said...

Good! Yay for healing!